The site's been down for a few days. I had no idea, actually. It seems that out of an abundance of caution my host changed some of my passwords or something.
Also, the other day I invented this thing which I call the 'Pizza Luge.' Take a cold slice of pizza (hot might work, I don't know), take a bite off the front of it, fold it up and hold it up to your mouth. Have someone pour a shot down the pizza. You could probably do it yourself if you are not already entirely blotto. Now go, loyal readers. Go get damn stinking drunk.