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25May/113

Incredible Gourmet Pizza

Disappointment never left such a terrible taste in my mouth

As all of you who read this blog with some regularity know, I'm fairly incompetent. One example of said incompetence is that I thought this Incredible location was no longer in existence. I got it in my pea-sized brain that the newish Slice of Life shithole took over their spot. I don't remember why I decided upon this nonsense, but as usual I was entirely wrong; as you can see, this place totally exists.

Which is kind of a shame because the pizza was bad, in the must bummer sorta way possible. It's a real big bastard that doesn't look too bad at first, really:

The only positive thing I can say about this slice is that it's very large. It's not quite as large as those found at the Incredible location off New Centre, but that thing was simply gargantuan. The crust was misshapen and extraordinarily dry. It also had a general burnt taste to it, which struck me as kind of inexplicable since it didn't appear burnt.

There wasn't enough cheese on here, nor was there enough sauce. I think the sauce may have been okay but the cheese was crummy, I think. It was either really bland,  or low- fat, or maybe it's just that there was so little of it on the slice. Based on the lack of grease, I'd say they're using some shitty low-fat mozzarella and not much of it.

All I could taste was burnt crap in my mouth, and it was dry as all get out. Real bummer because I went here expecting something good like you can get at their sister pizzeria off New Centre. This right here is definitely some of the shittier NY-style pizza in town, so if that's what you are looking for, stop looking and drive on over.

I hope they were just having an off day.

Yech.

6 1/2 recircs out of a possible 8 recircs (lower is better)

Incredible Gourmet Pizza - $2.70
1414 S College Rd # 105  Wilmington, NC 28403

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  1. Going to be a sad day when you don’t have any more of these shit bird pizza establishments to review. What’s next?

  2. had a couple planned for today but got sidetracked

  3. this place is not having an off day, they have been consistently terrible over the years, i’m not sure why i keep eating there (probably once a year)


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