Wilmington Pizza Insulting the stretch of pavement and stripmalls you call home


G’s Pizzeria & Wings

Wilmington: Can't ya do Better?

This place pays more money on their decals than they pay on their product; get fucked. Shit's so garbage, don't go here. I was so damn disappointed. I waited so long for this place to open. It finally did and when I came to town recently, bam, someone stuffed a steaming load in my face and then I went to G's. Fuck me what a played out joke. Seriously, though, terrible pizza. I shall give it to ya:

If you ever wanted to grow up to be an adult and eat school pizza, go here. And then you'll be sorely disappointed because this is sort of familiar but so, so much worse. The crust is fucked, the sauce is overspiced and weird, the cheese is cheap. It will also replace your heart with a big, shitty bag of greasy plastic. Anyway here is the bottom of the pizza, it looks fucking bad too:

So if you want dough that is docked, flavorless, shitty and fucked, go here. If you want cheap shit cheese, go here. If you want some inexplicable sauce that someone overcooked thinking they were Gordon Fuck Him He is British Ramsey, go here. If you want all of this fucking bullshit combined, you are in luck, you dip.

Fuck this travesty, go to A Taste of Italy. Eat food, not trash.



7 1/2 recircs out of a possible 8 recircs (lower is better)

G's Pizzeria & Wings - $2 + tax maybe?
1051 South College Road, Wilmington, NC 28403

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