Wilmington Pizza Insulting the stretch of pavement and stripmalls you call home

7Jun/170

Might As Well

Trash babies

Oh hell it's taco tuesday. Nope it's wednesday it's time for pizza.

Holy shit this is not a pizza pie, it's a big old bag of trash all spread out and covered in grease and rancid oregano, merry fucking christmas.

This is the only pizza I have ever thrown away in my entire life. It was an amazing amalgam of tasting like nothing, tasting like grease and tasting like spices that expired five years ago. On top of that the crust was some nightmare mishmash of undercooked, overcooked, fried, tasteless, gummy and vomit-enducing while also being coated with an enormous amount of cornmeal.

Byebye

Posted by pete

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