Wilmington Pizza Insulting the stretch of pavement and stripmalls you call home

26Oct/162

PSA – I <3 NY

 

I'm obliged to mention that I had a slice of I <3 NY pizza and it was the biggest shitty trashtrain fuckall outside of New Jersey.

The dough is different, the sauce is different and the cheese is the biggest shit fuck trash heap you have ever seen. These fuckers. I trusted you.

On the other hand, Brooklyn is still cranking out pure quality, non-stop, so there's that at least.

If you are hurting for context, i<3ny is listed second in Wilmington, and it was a hairline decision to give it to Brooklyn. So sad. Hoobies quality garbage slice.

ANOTHER HEADS UP THESE GREASY CHEESE FUCKS ARE CHARGING YOU 25% MORE FOR 100% WORSE SHIT NOW.

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  1. How about you leave them the fuck alone. They are the best pizza in town and I would suck dick for a slice of Rio rancho

  2. Why don’t you take a shot you shitty shotter


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